Door-to-door salesman

Times are tough, right? People are trying to make money any way they can. I remember when I was a kid and the Fuller Brush Man would come to the door selling cleaning supplies. Moms have always been saying no to salesmen. Just now, a man came to the door with a "stimulus package" deal on new windows. Windows, door-to-door. Really. Times really are tough. I politely said no; we have new windows, thank you very much. The twins are watching TV. T1 says, "Who was that?"

"A guy selling windows," I say. "I said no; we have windows."

He says, "Awwww. I love rainbows."

Too bad they don't sell rainbows door-to-door.